Posted 5 days ago

It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.

On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.

Douglas Adams

(via marinashutup)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

Even the dog must know he’s sick. She would normally never lie next to him.

Posted 1 week ago

Sick toddler insisted on sleeping on top of me instead of in his bed.

Posted 1 week ago
the x files: five episodes
[5/5] • bad blood

The best episode of the X-Files.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Now they have an ice cream truck.

I will only be satisfied if they fill the Stanley Cup itself with ice cream.

Posted 2 weeks ago

A typical Monday in Fairfield County.

I notice that my neighbor seems to be having a party at noon on a Monday, which is a little odd. What’s odder is the local cops who seem to be guarding his house.

Then somebody lugged the Stanley Cup out into the backyard so everyone could take pictures with it. As one does.

Now the real question: how hard is it going to be to get out of here to go pick up my kid at preschool?

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

(Source: lohanofficial)

Posted 2 weeks ago

NYTimes: Zoo Animals and Their Discontents

NYTimes: Zoo Animals and Their Discontents

Posted 2 weeks ago

Well at least now it’s started storming. You know, two hours after we were supposed to take off.

Posted 2 weeks ago

A drop of rain fell out of the sky, so we’re stuck on the tarmac indefinitely. Yay New York airports.

Posted 3 weeks ago

NYTimes: The Illogic of Employer-Sponsored Health Insurance

NYTimes: The Illogic of Employer-Sponsored Health Insurance

Posted 3 weeks ago

I’d better do my obnoxious cellphoning now, then.

Dave Chappelle
June 19, 2014
Radio City Music Hall

Posted 3 weeks ago