THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE
It is difficult to be sat on all day, every day, by some other creature, without forming an opinion on them.
On the other hand, it is perfectly possible to sit all day, every day, on top of another creature and not have the slightest thought about them whatsoever.
I will only be satisfied if they fill the Stanley Cup itself with ice cream.
I notice that my neighbor seems to be having a party at noon on a Monday, which is a little odd. What’s odder is the local cops who seem to be guarding his house.
Then somebody lugged the Stanley Cup out into the backyard so everyone could take pictures with it. As one does.
Now the real question: how hard is it going to be to get out of here to go pick up my kid at preschool?
Well at least now it’s started storming. You know, two hours after we were supposed to take off.