Posts tagged nyc

Posted 3 months ago

I’d better do my obnoxious cellphoning now, then.

Dave Chappelle
June 19, 2014
Radio City Music Hall

Posted 3 months ago

I’d better do my obnoxious cellphoning now, then.

Dave Chappelle
June 19, 2014
Radio City Music Hall

Posted 1 year ago

Obligatory hotel room view photo.

Posted 1 year ago

Dear Asshole Neighbor.

I’m not sure what it is that requires you to hammer loudly on my walls around midday most weekdays. Or why whatever it is has been going on for three motherfucking years. I got married, conceived a child, went through nine months of pregnancy, had the baby and watched him grow into a little boy and YOU’RE STILL HAMMERING. Whatever it is, you’re doing it wrong.

Also, you’re keeping my toddler awake when I have to fight him for every single nap. I hope you hit your thumb with your stupid hammer.

Posted 1 year ago

Fingers are extra delicious when covered in Manhattan grime.

Posted 1 year ago

This thing has a sign on it that forbids kids from climbing it. Needless to say every kid in the neighborhood has climbed it at least twice.

Posted 1 year ago

Thanks to Time Warner’s eternal suckitude my internet has barely worked the past few days. When I just tried to refresh my dash all I got was a giant gif of David Tennant.

Somehow this seems like an accurate enough representation of Tumblr as a whole.

Also, fuck Time Warner.

Posted 1 year ago

I have no idea what movie this is, but I actually saw someone do this once in the city, on 6th Avenue.

Also, Paul Rudd is still pretty hot after all these years.

Posted 1 year ago

I’m pretty impressed by the driver who managed to parallel park this thing on a busy avenue.

Not so impressed by the hot pink Hummer-ness.

Posted 1 year ago

Trains are still very exciting.

Posted 1 year ago

Well.

One bright spot in an insanely busy day: I saw the public sex couple again! In the same semi-private spot in the back of my building’s park, but this time they were just kissing and cuddling - too many other people in the park now that the temperature’s above freezing.

I don’t know whether to say “aww, their love is strong!” or “ewwww.”

Posted 1 year ago

Now it’s really spring.

The temperature dropped twenty degrees in a few hours and it’s storming like whoa.


One thing I’m really gonna miss when we move to Connecticut: we have never lost power in 8 years of living in the city. We’ve got a generator in our new house, but a generator just isn’t the same as “power outage? What power outage?”

Posted 1 year ago

It’s officially spring now.

You can mark it on your calendars. My sandals have come out, and they won’t be going away until October at the very earliest.

Posted 1 year ago

My child just refused to eat challah french toast.

I think he may have to stop calling himself a New Yorker now.

Posted 1 year ago

Weirdest parenting experience yet.

Having a random blond 5-year-old boy come up to me in the store, call me mom, and detail to me why he needed both the Star Wars toys because one wasn’t any good without the other.

I mean, he was a cute kid, but yeah. No idea.