Posts tagged toddlers

Posted 3 weeks ago

He gets to watch Thomas and sit in a Lamborghini while he gets his hair cut. It’s a tough life.

Posted 1 month ago

Even the dog must know he’s sick. She would normally never lie next to him.

Posted 1 month ago

Sick toddler insisted on sleeping on top of me instead of in his bed.

Posted 2 months ago

Three years old, 37 inches tall, 33 pounds.

This was the only picture I managed to take before he shrieked “No, mommy!” and covered his face with his hands.

Posted 2 months ago

This kid turned three the other day. He had all his friends over and ran amok, which I think turned out to be the ideal party for a bunch of 2 and 3 year olds. He also got enough gifts to outfit several armies of children.

Posted 3 months ago

Somebody apparently overdid it for his holiday weekend.

Posted 3 months ago

Has he finally accepted the concept of blankets? That only took three years.

Posted 3 months ago

First monorail ride. And here I thought that wouldn’t happen until Disney.

Posted 3 months ago

Me: If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump after them?
Toddler: Yes!!! Where is the cliff?

Posted 3 months ago

(We look up and discuss what kinds of plants elephants eat)
Me: Elephants can eat three hundred pounds of food in a day. Can you eat three hundred pounds of food in a day?
Toddler: (thoughtfully) What kind of food?

Posted 4 months ago

Two-year-old, after rolling off the couch and landing on his wooden firetruck: That was a disaster!

Posted 5 months ago

He lodged himself in the chair in a forlorn attempt to avoid bedtime.

Posted 5 months ago

He thinks he’s cool.

Posted 5 months ago

Apparently he really didn’t want to wake up from his car nap.

Posted 5 months ago

Sick toddler denied he needed a nap.