Posts tagged toddlers

Posted 3 weeks ago

He lodged himself in the chair in a forlorn attempt to avoid bedtime.

Posted 3 weeks ago

He thinks he’s cool.

Posted 1 month ago

Apparently he really didn’t want to wake up from his car nap.

Posted 1 month ago

Sick toddler denied he needed a nap.

Posted 1 month ago

Two-year-old: (As I’m driving him home) You’re not a good driver.
Me: What? Why am I not a good driver?
Two-year-old: Because you’re not a big girl.
Me: I’m not?
Two-year-old: No! You’re a bad driver!

Posted 2 months ago

Still too much honesty.

Toddler: Mama, get my ladybug down! I behave with it!
Me: You didn’t behave with it before, that’s why it’s put away.
Toddler: I behave now!
Me: Really?
Toddler: No…

Posted 2 months ago

Tattletale.

Toddler: Luna, say thank you!
Dog: (eats dinner)
Toddler: Mama, Luna not say thank you!

Posted 2 months ago

Parenting triumph.

Yeah, it’ll last about five seconds.

Posted 2 months ago

My throat is still sore from my cold so I asked him to “read” his book to me.

Posted 2 months ago

His first car seat nap in weeks!

Posted 2 months ago

Pesto goatee and sticker face.

Posted 3 months ago

Mini-Marmot: I’m sad mama.
Me: Why are you sad?
Mini-Marmot: I’m worried.
Me: What are you worried about?
Mini-Marmot: (points to his dinner) Sausage! And pasta with cheese! And pears*! Pretty flowers! Grandma made those flowers!
Me: …

*pears = asparagus

Posted 4 months ago

I gracefully declined.

"Kiss my tongue, Mama!"
- the toddler, after he bit his tongue.

Posted 4 months ago

Apparently if you fall asleep on the couch while your toddler watches Thomas the Tank Engine, your punishment will be a dream crossing Thomas with Game of Thrones.

You really really don’t want to know.

Posted 4 months ago

Thomas the Tank Engine, partially decorated obese Christmas tree, partially dressed toddler. Because 4pm is  apparently No Pants Time.